Trump will destroy joe Biden in the general election, and it won’t be close

Not much needs to be said, we’re in for four more years of a trump presidency. This will be the biggest landslide win since regan. After all, how can trump lose to someone running for the senate and who has a credible sexual assault allegation against him, proving the blatant hypocrisy in the Democratic Party? Answer: he can’t

Sorry Democrats, try again in 2024

If it’s meant to be lyrics breakdown

“Baby, lay on back and relax, kick your pretty feet up on my dash”

So this chick has a foot fetish

“No need to go nowhere fast, let’s enjoy right here where we at”

I like the mindset, enjoy the moment

“Who knows where this road is supposed to lead
We got nothing but time
As long as you’re right here next to me, everything’s gonna be alright”

I don’t like this mindset, you don’t got time, time is limited as fuck it’s disappearing, also stop relying on other people for your happiness

“it’s meant to be, it’ll be, it’ll be
Baby, just let it be
If it’s meant to be, it’ll be, it’ll be
Baby, just let it be
So, won’t you ride with me, ride with me?
See where this thing goes
If it’s meant to be, it’ll be, it’ll be
Baby, if it’s meant to be”

The award for the most annoying chorus goes to these people. This song, I hate it with a burning passion, every time I hear it

“I don’t mean to be so uptight, but my heart’s been hurt a couple times
By a couple guys that didn’t treat me right
I ain’t gon’ lie, ain’t gonna lie
‘Cause I’m tired of the fake love, show me what you’re made of
Boy, make me believe”

And I thought this was a fucking lesbian empowerment anthem part of the song, that’s fucking disappointing.

“But hold up, girl, don’t you know you’re beautiful?
And it’s easy to see”

So the fuck what, there’s a lot of hot chicks out there, that doesn’t make her special for shit. And why are you looking to some rando dude to validate you, you put this motherfucker in here for ten words, stop it

Dua Lipas: New Rules Lyric Breakdown

“Talkin’ in my sleep at night, makin’ myself crazy”

I’m sure that gets annoying for the dudes in question, that’s probably why they keep leaving

“Out of my mind, out of my mind”

This seems like a bit of a red flag

“Wrote it down and read it out, hopin’ it would save me
Too many times, too many times”

So the dude writes down your sleep talk, hoping he could convince you it was annoying and requires professional help? Sounds like a standup guy.

“My love, he makes me feel like nobody else, nobody else
But my love, he doesn’t love me, so I tell myself, I tell myself”

But he’s writing your sleep talk out for fucks sake, how doesn’t he love you?

“One: Don’t pick up the phone
You know he’s only callin’ ’cause he’s drunk and alone”

Yeah, that tends to happen, ex’s do tend to drunk dial sometimes, good rule.

“Two: Don’t let him in
You’ll have to kick him out again”

You could just let him stay indefinitely banging your brains out, that way you don’t have to think about what a fuck up he is

“Three: Don’t be his friend
You know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you’re under him, you ain’t gettin’ over himI got new rules, I count ’em”

I thought from rule number two he was coming over to your house? What do you got his bed inside your fucking house like a trophy? Do you keep a souvenir from each guy you’ve fucked like “hey Becky, this is brads deodorant, and Andy’s sock and johns lipstick” fucking weird mate

“I got new rules, I count ’em
I got new rules, I count ’em”

It can’t be that hard there’s only three of them, for fucks sake Moses had ten fucking rules. How about, wear a condom, or use birth control that way you’re not stuck raising some dumbasses watterheaded kid?

“keep pushin’ forwards, but he keeps pullin’ me backwards
Nowhere to turn, no way, nowhere to turn, no”

What is this some kinda fetish, what does he like to push women, but not to the side?

“Now I’m standin’ back from it, I finally see the pattern
I never learn, (I never learn)”

If you never learn then why did you make fucking new rules? Just continue your pattern and call it good. Jesus.

Overall good song 3.5 rules out of 5

Top 5 martial arts for self defense

1. BJJ – Brazilian ju-jitsu is a classic martial art, and the best in the world. It’s dominant in the ufc for a reason. Some may argue it’s not good against more than one opponent, but then is anything really besides running? It’s good for legally subduing a criminal, without you getting in trouble. It’s the best

2. Judo – this is the perfect martial art for those of you who go up against a bigger opponent, it’s a great defensive technique. Most fight go to the ground anyway, so why not be the one to get it to the ground?

3. Muay Thai – badass. That’s the word, you ever seen those kids who train Muay Thai for years, they can knockout anyone. Kicking is more powerful than punching due to the size of the leg muscle, so why not kick. And the good thing is Muay Thai teaches plenty of striking too.

4. Wrestling – something taught in all of our schools for a reason, wrestling is about ground control, plain and simple. it’s one of the most successful styles in the ufc for a reason, and it’s even at the olympics.

5. Boxing – an American classic, you can’t go wrong with some striking. The good thing about boxing is there’s a low enough learning curb that it only takes a few months to get competent at it. And if you’ve ever seen some old boxers, like mike Tyson they can still knock a hole through a piece of steel, so it never goes away.

“The Stage Is Set” – a short story

The stage was set, the lights were bright but this was all in my head. I’m laying on my bed, trying to wake up: thinking about the show I have to do, now only a few hours away. I’ve practiced daily now for months but I can’t shake off the nerves.

I get up and head down to the breakfast table, my mom has made fresh pancakes with syrup. I grab a flapjack and take a seat. My dad is staring at his phone. There’s a glass of orange juice near my plate and I take a swig.

“You need to eat something, if you want to do good later, honey” my mom says. I look down “yeah I know.” I say with a pout and grab my fork. I cut into the pancake and take a few bites before calling it quits to take a shower and ready myself for the day.

After getting ready I take a look in the mirror, a knight costume stares back at me with an emerald colored sword hilt. A fake beard is glued on my childish frame and a hood covers my black hair. I try to suppress a smile.

The car ride is quiet. We hit what seems to be every res light in our small town on the way. During the drive I notice some birds chirping out in the blue skies. There are large puffy silver clouds. As we get closer to the theater the number of cars increase.

My parents and I split up, they go through the main door and I go around the brick building to the back entrance. I knock on the door and I’m ushered in by my instructor – a rather fat man with silver hair with a scowl “hurry, it’s nearly time to start.”

I see a line of my classmates ahead of me, they’re all talking in small groups. I walk up to one and listen in to conversation. The group has a Knight with an sapphire colored hilt and a knight with a ruby colored hilt – my co-leads. They’re talking with a girl in a pink dress.

I lose myself in the conversation, and before I notice it the instructor enters the room “alright, boys and girls line up single file, it’s time to begin.”

We make a single file line on the shiny black floor, red curtains ahead. I’m fifth in line, behind the two other knights, the princess and a white dragon, with a large cardboard flame coming out of its snout.

We walk out onto the main platform, the lights blind me, I look around but I can’t seem to find my parents in the audience. My instructor is at the head, and when everyone is lined up he speaks “Before we begin I’d like to ask everyone to give these youngsters a round of applause.”

There’s a loud cheering. I feel a few drops of sweat run down the sides of my face. “For those of you who don’t know this is the story of three knights, a dragon and a princess, who meet a lot of characters along the way.” He pauses “These boys and girls have worked very hard, so I expect you’ll give them your upmost attention, and please enjoy the show.” He says as the applause goes again and the curtain closes.

“Alright everyone please get into position.” The instructor says. I gulp. There are cardboard cutouts that are ushered out behind me. I stumble into position. I take a deep breath and close my eyes. The curtains begin to open. I open my eyes. The stage is set. I begin to speak.

Girls have a massive advantage in social dynamics over guys

How much more adept are girls in the game of social dynamics than guys? The simple answer is a lot, and we have biology to thank for that.

It seems like no matter how good a dude gets socially, he’ll always be at a disadvantage. Girls when they’re little are more social then guys, they receive more social support from others, get more advice in the media from magazines to blogs, that it puts guys at a massive disadvantage. You combine that with thousands of years of evolutionary biology encoded in their dna, where women – who were physically weaker had to be stronger in social dynamics to survive. It’s unfair.

There’s a lot of guys who are socially inept until adulthood, a very large percentage of guys, much higher than girls, so by the time they do start to progress socially they’re already massively behind, and get eaten alive in the world. With this lack of experience they end up in bad spots in life and their anti-social tendencies increase, and this negative spiral worsens, until they’re so far behind they can’t catch up.

These dudes are grown men, but they’re like little leaguers and they need to get some at bats in, or they’ll never make it to the major leagues. So to them I say go out there, get a few at bats in and I’ll see you in the majors. Play ball.

Top 5: European languages to learn

1. Portuguese – a growing language that may become the next Spanish, growing especially in Latin America and Africa, this is the perfect language for anyone to learn, it’s really similar to spainish and great for any native English speaker.

2. Spainish – one of the major languages at the UN and this ain’t for nothing, this is one of the largest languages already by total speakers and is only expected to rise.

3. French – French is a beautiful language, it’s the second easiest language for an English speaker to learn in my opinion, it’s great if you plan to ever visit France or Canada. It’s the favorite language I’ve ever learned, it’s excellent.

4. German – German is the easiest language for me as an English speaker to learn, first the sentence structure is the same as English and for me it clicked super quick. Germany is a beautiful country with a great history.

5. Russian – one of the major UN languages, while not expected to grow much is still super influential from the days when it was part of the Soviet Union. Beware it’s rather complicated for an English speaker to learn, but it’s a great accomplishment and there’s a lot of job prospects for you.

How to house train your homosexual

So you’ve recently run into a shady man in a backstreet and he’s agreed to sell you a homosexual? Congratulations, it’ll be fun, except for the fact that you’ll need to Housetrain them. It sounds like a complicated process but there are only 5 major steps, let’s begin:

1. Make sure you give positive reinforcement – if your homosexual uses the potty in the right spot say “who’s a good homosexual” and reward zim with a fabulous rainbow bone.

2. Punish the bad behavior, severely and quickly. If they use the potty at the wrong spot you want to punish them really, really hard and let them know they’ve been really really naughty, but like no homo, ya know.

3. Make sure you give zim a collar of some kind to let them know you own them. I’d personally get a rainbow one with dicks and boobs as pictures on the collar myself, and this can give you an opportunity to take your homosexual for a walk.

4. You want to make sure you get your homosexual fixed, if they somehow accidentally have sex with a heterosexual it’ll be the end of the world and we can’t have that.

5. Name your homosexual, zhe’ll respond pretty well to the commands you give zim if Zhey has a name. Try to choose something fabulous like fab short for fabulous. Plus when you go up to strangers and they want to pet your homosexual they’ll now have a name for your homosexual so that’s good.

Congratulations you’ve now house trained your homosexual, enjoy zim because zhey are friendly creatures, they’re called a heterosexuals best friend for a reason. Lmfao

Hot girl bummer – lyric breakdown

“Fuck you and you, and you
I hate your friends and they hate me too
I’m through, I’m through, I’m through
This that hot girl bummer anthem
Turn it up and throw a tantrum”

Every time this song pops on the radio I turn it up, it’s the perfect song if you’ve ever been burned. Is it complex, no but I love the shit out of it nonetheless. It’s straight to the point and it feels fucking real. Good job.

“This that hot girl bummer anthem
Turn it up and throw a tantrum”

I did

“This that throw up in your Birkin bag
Hook up with someone random”

Make sure you wear a condom

“This that social awkward suicide
That buy your lips and buy your likes”

These thots are out here getting bots to boost their social stats.

“I swear she had a man, but shit
Hit different when it’s Thursday night”

Didn’t Chris brown teach you nothing, these hoes ain’t loyal, any day not just Thursday. That’s why you never wanna be some chicks man, just put her in your rotation and call it a day.

“That college dropout music”

College dropout was a great album, This isn’t on that level, don’t get cocky now.

“every day, Leg day she be too thick

If everyday is leg day that’s not good, you’re not supposed to hit the same muscle groups that often.

“And my friends are all annoying
But we go dumb, yeah, we go stupid”

Get new friends, that aren’t annoying but still have fun with ya

“This that 10K on the table
Just so we can be secluded
And the vodka came diluted”

Sounds like a waste of money, but it’s not my money to waste so 🤷‍♂️

“This that hot girl bummer 2-step
They can’t box me in, I’m too left”

Yeah, think outta the box, good job

“This that drip that’s more like oceans
They can’t fit me in a Trojan”

Don’t take this mans advice, wear condoms so you don’t catch stds or get some random chick pregnant. And if you can’t find one that fits then wear a fucking hazmat suit 🤷‍♂️

“Out of pocket, but I’m always in my bag
Yeah, that’s the slogan
This that, “Who’s all there? I’m pullin’ up
With a emo chick that’s broken”

Sounds like a fun time

Good song 3.5/5 super fun – definitely not a bummer would recommend