Dua Lipas: New Rules Lyric Breakdown

“Talkin’ in my sleep at night, makin’ myself crazy”

I’m sure that gets annoying for the dudes in question, that’s probably why they keep leaving

“Out of my mind, out of my mind”

This seems like a bit of a red flag

“Wrote it down and read it out, hopin’ it would save me
Too many times, too many times”

So the dude writes down your sleep talk, hoping he could convince you it was annoying and requires professional help? Sounds like a standup guy.

“My love, he makes me feel like nobody else, nobody else
But my love, he doesn’t love me, so I tell myself, I tell myself”

But he’s writing your sleep talk out for fucks sake, how doesn’t he love you?

“One: Don’t pick up the phone
You know he’s only callin’ ’cause he’s drunk and alone”

Yeah, that tends to happen, ex’s do tend to drunk dial sometimes, good rule.

“Two: Don’t let him in
You’ll have to kick him out again”

You could just let him stay indefinitely banging your brains out, that way you don’t have to think about what a fuck up he is

“Three: Don’t be his friend
You know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
And if you’re under him, you ain’t gettin’ over himI got new rules, I count ’em”

I thought from rule number two he was coming over to your house? What do you got his bed inside your fucking house like a trophy? Do you keep a souvenir from each guy you’ve fucked like “hey Becky, this is brads deodorant, and Andy’s sock and johns lipstick” fucking weird mate

“I got new rules, I count ’em
I got new rules, I count ’em”

It can’t be that hard there’s only three of them, for fucks sake Moses had ten fucking rules. How about, wear a condom, or use birth control that way you’re not stuck raising some dumbasses watterheaded kid?

“keep pushin’ forwards, but he keeps pullin’ me backwards
Nowhere to turn, no way, nowhere to turn, no”

What is this some kinda fetish, what does he like to push women, but not to the side?

“Now I’m standin’ back from it, I finally see the pattern
I never learn, (I never learn)”

If you never learn then why did you make fucking new rules? Just continue your pattern and call it good. Jesus.

Overall good song 3.5 rules out of 5

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