Why Taylor Swift’s “The man” is a sexist piece of garbage – a lyric breakdown

“I would be complex, I would be cool, They’d say I played the field before, I found someone to commit to, And that would be okay for me to do.”

It’s okay to explore your options Taylor – go out meet a thousand guys and suck a thousand dicks if you want – but it gets annoying when you write song after song about you “exploring your options”.

If I had a lambo, it’d be okay to mention it once or twice, but if I mentioned it multiple times a day every day for a month and then got a different colored lambo and did the same thing, and then repeated that cycle with hundreds of lambos it would be bragging and repetitive as fuck, and not okay to do, and that’s what it sounds like with breakup after breakup song.

“Every conquest I had made
Would make me more of a boss to you. be a fearless leader
I’d be an alpha type
When everyone believes ya
What’s that like?“

Absolutely there is a double standard where guys are socially rewarded for sexual conquests and girls are socially punished. I agree girls should be able to suck on as many corn dogs as they want, because yolo it’s 2020 and the world will probably end within the next 100 years due to global warming, or the cornonavirus or ww3 between the us and China in 2030, so fuck it.

I also think a lot of boasting/bragging in rap is either dumb – you’re talking about paying prostitutes and pretending like you’re some sort of sex god – or trying to sound cool for money.

You should know there for a reason for that double standard – because it’s inherently easier for a girl to get sex than it is for a guy due to the way we evolved

“I’m so sick of running
As fast as I can
Wondering if I’d get there quicker
If I was a man
And I’m so sick of them
Coming at me again
‘Cause if I was a man
Then I’d be the man
I’d be the man
I’d be the man“

Everyone has advantages and disadvantages Taylor, if I were 7 feet I’d be an nba player, If I were six feet I’d be an nfl player. If I were good looking like you Taylor I’d be a model, and if I had the voice to make shitty pop songs like you I also would, but the reality is LIFE ISNT FAIR. Everyone is dealt a different hand of cards at the start and some people get 2’s and others like you get Queens because they’re a female working in an industry (Pop) which is dominated by females.

“They’d say I hustled
Put in the work
They wouldn’t shake their heads
And question how much of this I deserve”

There is no question you put in work Taylor, anyone who has as many Grammies as you has put in work, I’m saying you have put in work; I just don’t like the product.

“What I was wearing, if I was rude
Could all be separated from my good ideas and power moves
And we would toast to me, oh, let the players play
I’d be just like Leo, in Saint-Tropez”

Males typically don’t wear super revealing clothes, I can’t recall justin briber ever wearing a scandalous outfit that revealed the top half of his junk. Here’s the thing, I don’t care about modesty – wear whatever the fuck you want, just know that the reality is some horny dude is probably going to jerk it to your pictures.

If you’re a prick you should be called out, male or female, black or white, gay or straight or anything else. No discrimination here just correcting shitty behavior.

What about separating your bad ideas out eh? Guys have those too – remember senior hitler? Just because you have a dick doesn’t mean your ideas get good.

Here’s the thing, if you want people to celebrate some dude sticking their meat sphicter in your doughnut hole you go right on and do that. If you wanna talk about Leo though – man gets criticized constantly for dating young women and not settling down. If he were a woman he’d be praised for being a powerful woman, that’s a bit of a double standard, right mrs. swift?

Well played Taylor but swiftly try and not make my brain hemorrhage next time from your sexist bullshit – stop wishing for a fantasy – pretending dudes have it easier than you: you’re one of the richest people on the planet and you’re complaining because you wish you were more rich and powerful? Clearly fame and fortune has gone to your head and you deserve neither – but unfortunately I don’t get to dictate the rules of reality, and spoiled rich girls can keep complaining how they aren’t as rich as they’d like to be when there is an epidemic of homeless people many of whom are vets.

Published by Chad Thunder Cock

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